Corporations are people, and they own the news. Money is speech. We are fighting wars in Eurasia and Eastasia simultaneously. It's cheaper to die if you get sick, unless you're a car, in which case you are required to have insurance. Rape isn't rape anymore, if you ask the right people. Being gay means the Bill of Rights isn't for you. Having brown skin is original sin. Guns don't kill people. Keep your damn government hands off my Medicare. Clean water is a socialist plot. The polar caps totally aren't melting and stuff. Have some seafood from the Gulf of Mexico. Visit the 9th Ward in New Orleans. Your vote counts, especially in Ohio and Florida. American citizens don't get "disappeared," except for Jose Padilla...remember him? He doesn't.
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